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Justin Slayer

Have you ever fired up the good ole internet to jack off to your favorite heterosexual porn? Have you ever watched two girls do it and thought, fuck yee im totally straight for jerking off to this?? Have you ever delved deep into the...... DARK side of porno (I.E what potrahs watches) and found your enjoyment there?

 

Well, the lads on TS have developed a formula to correctly calculate how straight OR gay you really are!

If you have watched

1 guy 1 girl porn = you are straight

2 girl porn = you are mega straight

1 guy with 2 girls or more porn = you are alpha male straight

2 guys porn = you are gay

Orgy porn = 0.5 gay*

2 guys or more with, a girl porn = you are 0.15 gay

1 guy 1 chick with dick = you are 0.5 gay

1 guy 1 man with vagina = you are 0.75 gay

Female Tranny to Female Tranny porno = 0.90 gay

Male Tranny to Male Tranny = Super Gay

Male Tranny to DF member =  Homo

 

*For every dick in the room, THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERCENTAGE OF GAY! (Dark Chiun Law of Masculinity; Page 23)

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Jax Slayher
Just now, Jax Slayher said:

what about a homoerectus and a homosapien

is this beastiality? need answers

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Evizu

Lol dark choun never fails

 

Interesting concept, but people shouldn't be assigned genders like that!

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Justin Slayer
10 hours ago, Robelink said:

Orgy porn = 0.5 gay*

 

elaborate

*For every dick in the room, THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERCENTAGE OF GAY! (Dark Chiun Law of Masculinity; Page 23)

 
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Robelink
3 hours ago, Justin Slayer said:

*For every dick in the room, THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERCENTAGE OF GAY! (Dark Chiun Law of Masculinity; Page 23)

 

No way you're writing a law about dark chauvin opinions

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Aidan

You're probably going to have more words in that post then all of the words from responses added together now :D

 

"Yes"

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