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Saint Evizu Day


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Justin Slayer

Today is a day I would like to commemorate to the one and only patron saint, St Evizu of VR

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Miracles St Evizu has performed:

*St. Evizu has eviserated the LGBTQ+ Plague that hit Europe.

*He has defended his homeland successfully from uncivilized barbarians - BC/REV

*Ruled the entire clan world after defeated enemy hordes such as TT/ROT/CORR

*Cured Solos' Gay

*Turned water into whiskey; apple juice into apple cider; and old fruit into rum

*Turned defiance into loyalists

*Turned Ashley into a respectful housewife

*Ended the Syrian civil war on a tinny friday

 

In the empire of VR it is of tradition to post and create Evizu Crosses! These cross are a symbol of peace, strength and prosperity! 

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God bless and have a properous week!

 

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On 2/1/2023 at 12:41 PM, Justin Slayer said:

*Cured Solos' Gay

 

 

 

 

That's impossible. Good try but... but just not accomplished in the end. He is too busy to read this since he's taking or giving it right in the bunghole.

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