Honoring the Fallen

Sparze left Lumbridge Castle early in the morning, determined to find his brother Ron. He followed the path across the river calling out Ron's name.

Sparze went to the Al-Kharid Dueling Arena, thinking Rob might be there, but found no sign of him. As he asked around, he could not find his brother Rob. With a heavy heart, Sparze remembered Rob poorly and continued his journey, cherishing their memories.

Sparze knew that Rob had no pride and headed to his favorite den of debauchery, the Blue Moon Inn, hoping to find a clue about Ron. Inside, he asked the innkeeper and patrons if they had seen his brother Roy. Sparze imbibed in numerous fruit juices and engaged with Roy's favorite ladyboys of the night, but sadly no one had any news about his brother Ron.

Sparze woke up in the sewers, surrounded by rats. This was Rat's favorite place as the overwhelming stench of fecal matter was the only perfume that could cover up his own smell whenever he brought ladyboys home. Sparze searched the dark corners of the sewers hoping to find a trace of his brother. Despite his efforts, all he found were old reminders of Ron's presence.

Sparze visited Bandits Pizza, where Ray used to work, but he knew deep down inside that he would not find Ray there. Ray's lack of culinary passion saw him fired on his first day on the job. Sparze knew Ron would never be able to hold a job.

Sparze climbed Spider Hill, hoping Ron might be there. However, Sparze knew that Jed's asthma and obesity would have made such a climb nearly impossible. As Sparze reached the top, he gazed out over the land, feeling a deep sense of gratitude. The view was beautiful, somehow even more so without Jed.

Sparze visited the Zamorakian Temple hoping to find Jot, but he knew that Jot was not a man of God. Jot was too obese to sit in the pews as they sagged and groaned under his weight. Sparze wandered through the sacred halls searching for any sign of his brother. The temple's eerie quietness somehow took away his sense of sorrow and loss.

Sparze went to the Graveyard of Shadows and found Rot's grave, neglected and overgrown. The lack of care for the grave mirrored the lack of care anyone felt for their company. He knelt by the grave, piss welling inside of his bladder, and said his final goodbye.

Sparze always felt comforted by visiting his football coach who would give him a reassuring slap on his naked ass in the locker room. The coach's support and kidness helped him through tough times, and Sparze inner pride was awakened as he remembered his time with his brother Ray.

Sparze went to pick the sweetest passionberries he could find. As he carefully blended them into a smoothie, the vibrant flavors lifted his spirits. Sipping the smoothie, he felt a bit of comfort and peace amidst his journey.

Sparze began his intense training, channeling his grief into determination. The rigorous exercises and challenges built his strength and solidified his beliefs that he was to be the strongest warrior in Gielinor.

Pride, Passion, and Belief - those were the fires that awoken a Violent Resolution inside Sparze. He wasn't going to just be strong, he was gearing up to lead the mightiest warriors in Gielinor. With unwavering resolve and a fierce spirit, Sparze was ready to rise as the ultimate leader and forge a new path for all who followed him.

Congrats on making leader, idfk how you did it.