Chikn88 0 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 (edited) I know you most of you boys probably have never spoken to a girl in real life before, but if you do one day and you both breakup here's how to get over it and not act like a simp. 1: Delete their number and block them on social media, if you cant stop thinking about them or looking at their social media remove the temptation. Don't be pathetic and keep looking your ex hoping she or he will take you back, like a lost puppy dog whos lost his way. 2: Run away when your friends or family try to talk about it, often your friends or worst your Mom will try to mettle in your business. Just tell your Mom its over and to leave you alone. 3: Move on in life and stop be a loser, there are many men and women in the world and some of them may even be stupid enough to date you. Move on and stop being pathetic. 4: Move all their stuff out of your house, Women like to store their stuff at men's homes to show ownership of the man and scare away future women, pack her stuff and regain your freedom. Note: You will lose some of your things like your favorite hoodie or other things you like, sometimes maybe even a pet. Consider it the cost of doing business and take the lost like a man. 5: Don't contact your ex for any reason, it never works out just remember why you broke up and ignore her. The couples who break up every other week never end up a couple in the end. 6: Do things that you like to distract yourself, hang out with your friends. If you don't have friends then go to world 302 and fish by the GE and talk to the bots there. Doing things to distract yourself will help you from doing the toxic behaviors listed above. 7: Work on improving yourself, learn skills, improve your health, gain knowledge. Be honest with yourself on what you suck and work to get better. The path of self improvement will make you more wealthy, happier, and more attractive to your future gf or wife. 8: learn from your relationship mistakes, figure out what went wrong so you can spot and run away as fast as you can from those problems and red flags in the future. Anyways I hope this helps you all get over breakups and know that's there's more to life then a girlfriend or boyfriend. This is mostly for the boys, girls get over breakups by eating ice cream while crying for 5 or 6 days and telling all their friends lies about their ex to hide the pain. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Edited March 26, 2021 by Chikn88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Erika. 629 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Didnt ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potrahs 80 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 nigga!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Rj Deathlord 230 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 What the fuck? Happy friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Stacked 128 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Robelink 190 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Potrahs said: nigga!? this is for you g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Evizu 1,891 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 This will be very useful for ppl in Vr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Chris 211 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK2 14 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 I respect this man, he speaks sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Sparze 752 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 @Mike-Cera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Lacrosse 46 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Step 1: buy new GF for 10k end of guide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiGHT 143 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Sparze said: @Mike-Cera Beat me to It Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allu 62 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Erika. said: Didnt ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Justin 94 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Honestly some decent advice in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Mike-Cera 1,328 Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 3/26/2021 at 7:55 AM, Sparze said: @Mike-Cera thanks this is a good guide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskmanc 1 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) ... Edited June 12, 2021 by Maskmanc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Aidan 246 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 NGL, I doubt most people read it However, thanks Dr. Phil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Mav 239 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 tldr; play runescape and dont talk to women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Undertripleh 39 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 to much to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wace 14 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) Solution : Get a new girl, go buy yourself a new boat, gun or 4x4. Have fun and quit wasting time, Yolo. Edited March 30, 2021 by Wace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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